Yesterday – mother’s day – you stood alone for 4 or 5 seconds, rock solid, despite your usual perpetual motion persona. You’re also working hard, when the opportunity affords itself, at pulling yourself up. Right now you’re in a bit of a bind: you’d like to walk, but are not able to get yourself, by any means, to standing (i.e., to a sit). So you need to rely on us, your sometimes dense devices.